| Picture | Name | Weapon of Choice | Awards | Goldeneye Character | Description |
 | James Bunt | PP7 | Most Dishonerable | James Bond | James Bunt is the top agent of MI-6. His Codename is 117. He often has delusions on intelligence or charm but usually accomplishes missions by exploiting others or by luck and mostly fails with women by calling them "skanks". |
 | Dr Cliche | Cougar Magnum | Most Deadly,
Marksmanship | Mishkin | Dr Cliche is James Bunt's arch-nemisis. He is highly intelligent but is often foiled by his over confidence and below average employees..... and his tendancy to kill his employees. |
 | Random Flusy | Unarmed | Where's the ammo?,
Mostly harmless | Xenia | Another agent who works for MI-6. She gives off a smart exterior but that is often discredited by her feelings towards James Bunt. |
 | OddJaw | AR33 Assult Rifle | Most Professional | Civilian #4 | Dr Cliche's head henchman. A genetically engineered product of Jaws and Oddjob. He does most of Dr Cliches dirty work and commands other Henchmen. He uses an AR33 because he likes to have a large intimidating weapon. |
 | Boris | Unarmed | Shortest Innings,
Most Cowardly | Boris | One of Dr Cliche's henchmen. Always seems to be getting killed or critically injured in some way but somehow always comes back to life. |
 | Henchman | RCP-90 | Lemmming Award | Russian Commandant | Dr Cliche's standard henchmen. They are stupid and often act as cannon fodder for James Bunt. There standard issue equipment is an RCP-90 (Dr Cliche likes to have fancy weapons for his Henchmen) and a Grenade. |
 | Jack Lee | DD44 Dostevi | Where's The Armour? | Civilian #3 | Creator of the known universe. He is brought out of an abstract existance by Dr Cliche in order to take over the world. |
